A black-caped Geoff Vampire appears at a house inhabited by Man and Woman, who are waiting for the arrival of a novelty-themed stripper. He rings a doorbell, but the two are distracted by Jim and Svetlana, a couple of lost wanderers who knock at the back door. Once they are invited inside, the four check the front again, only to find it empty. When they return to the living room, Geoff is already inside. Assuming he is the novelty-themed stripper, they watch him strip, but Man realises the truth when Geoff begins to take his trousers off before his vest. The four confront the vampire, but he reveals he is a vampire and bites Woman. Man and Jim attack Geoff, and Svetlana tries to call the police, but Geoff disconnects the phone and swoops on her. Meanwhile, Van Helsinki wakes up alone in his room. He receives a call from the Italian Operator, telling him that Inspector Someone-Who-Is-Not-David-Bowie wants to see him.
